I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.