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That's right! I've been wanting to get into reviewing for a while now, but haven't been sure how to do it. I figure I'll just jump right in.
Surrender (of the Heart)
I am waiting: for the love that we have built to fall apart,
For the time we knew would come right from the start.
I am waiting for the surrender of the heart.
You are debating: if the love that we have built could ever last,
If it’s worth the pain we know would come once past.
You are fixating on the surrender of the heart.
We all want to believe in a love that lasts forever.
I am happy to report than my most recent story, Lyra Visits Bon Bon in Jail has been a success. It made it into the "Popular Stories" box, and at the time of this writing has an upvote/downvote ratio of nearly 25-to-1. However, several people have complained about the distracting nature of the brightly colored text. For those people, I present:
Of course you like changelings! You favorited White Space! (Or you are a follower of me. Thanks for following!) I have a brand new one-shot about changelings out, starring Bon Bon and Lyra. Read on!
Go read my newest story. It's called Derpy Writes More Erotic Poetry: Smut Hard With a Vengeance. Obviously, with that title, I can't link it to you. But it's at the very top of my user page where you can't miss it. It's 2.5 thousand words of awesome bawdy limericks. I think this is my chance to, after 33 stories, finally make the feature box, so I'd love any help I can get. Seriously, go read it; you'll love it.
Yes, my human name is Bryan Chandler. Yes, I have PonyHoof installed on my Facebook. If you don't, why not?
Despite my best efforts. How queer[1]. Stranger still, the feeling just possibly be mutual. Curiouser and curiouser.
[1]As in strange, not as in homosexual.
I'm currently working on the Sequel to "Derpy Writes Erotic Poetry; Twilight Gets to Deal With It", and I just rhymed "August" with "snog-fest". Clearly I have no shame nor fear of slant rhymes.
So one night 'round nine in late august
Mac was in the mood for a snog-fest
He probably wasn't too happy to see my BABSCon staff shirt, considering we kicked him out of our con. So yeah, I got rehired by BABSCon, after promising not to do the things I did that got me fired. Sonya could have had that conversation with me BEFORE firing me, and it would have saved everypony a lot of drama. Oh well. I'm back.
CLUB LUNA WAS FREAKING AWESOME!
Hi, Bryan.
[2:22:14 PM] SonyaLynn: Need to have a talk with ya.
[2:22:31 PM] Bryan Chandler (Super Trampoline): Good talk or bad talk?
[2:22:39 PM] SonyaLynn: Wish I could say good talk. :(
[2:23:05 PM] SonyaLynn: I'll keep it short and to the point. We're going to have to let you go.
[2:23:22 PM] SonyaLynn: Lotta folks are finding it hard to work with you.
[2:23:39 PM] Bryan Chandler (Super Trampoline): Oh. Okay.
[2:23:45 PM] SonyaLynn: I'm very sorry, Bryan.
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