Okay. I'm washing my face, right? No big deal. Everyone does that. So there I was washing my face, suspecting nothing was amiss...

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Hooray! Words!

I have actually written quite a few thousand words since my last blog. Like, upwards of ten to fifteen thousand. Just one problem:

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I'm sorry, but I can't write. Nothing. Anything I put to paper is looking like garbage. It's to the point where I just want to delete all my files and start again. I'm discouraged, doubting my writing ability, and sick. Not a great combination for writing. At all. Oh yeah... and guess what else? I have Writer's Block! Woop de flippen do.

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in my freezer.

Really.

I'm not joking.

I found an entire bottle of shampoo in my freezer.

It's quite cold and currently unusable for its intended purpose.

Though, you could use it as a bludgeon if needed.

Or a rock.

Why.

All of my why.

I just.

Can't.

How do you even...

...

I will never trust my friend to help me put away groceries ever again.

Never again.

When I went to bed last night, I had eight upvotes and zero downvotes on this story...

Now I have more. Many more. And the story is in the Feature Box.

I also have seventy-four comments to respond to.

What did I miss, exactly?

There are not enough Ditzy stories in the fandom; there will never be enough Ditzy stories in the fandom.

I will do my best to fix this.

Including any other previous plans, I am working on seven different stories starring the best pony. One I have them done, I will upload one per day.

In a flash of inspiration, I wrote the first of the stories...

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I tried favoriting "I'm a Cat!", but no notification came up when I posted the sequel.
So here's a blog telling all of you something important....

The sequel to "I'm a Cat!" is out and ready for viewing!
Here's the link, I hope you enjoy!
My Hearth's Warming!

And what better way is there to start off the new year than with depression? None!

Said no one ever.

I did it anyway.

That's why I included you fine readers who favorited "Suns" (I'm far too lazy to spell out the full name). I know that at least one or two people who favorited "Suns" wanted me to write more depression. Then I got an idea, so I did. It's kind of like a pseudo-sequel if you will, but with one of the Mane Six instead of the princesses.
And boy did I.

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Merry Christmas!
And if you don't celebrate Christmas: Merry Whatevertraditionyoudopartakein!

Yup.

Now it's awkward because I don't know what else to say.

Still awkward.

Less awkward.

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Holidays are coming. Don't know about you, but some people get busy around the holidays. I am one of those people. That being said, I doubt there will be any new updates (or stories for that matter) from now until January. Because any time I have will probably go into writing the sequel to "I'm a Cat!", something I have been procrastinating for a while now.

Just remember:

So you must:

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