Yes. · 11:15pm May 19th, 2014
Yes.
Let's do this.
I am so tempted to make this into a story. You have no idea.
I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.
Yes.
Let's do this.
I am so tempted to make this into a story. You have no idea.
So there I was: working on a story. Then my cat informs me he wants to be scratched, so I oblige like I usually do. I mean, why shouldn't I?
Anyways, I'm scratching his head; he's purring.
Everything is good.
Then, apparently, he liked it too much.
I have sexually aroused my cat.
I accepted a challenge to describe a picture.
I’m going to stop putting this off and be honest with you guys.
My first story sucks.
Shocker, right?
I decided to look at my user page, and you’ll never guess what I found. Well, I could make you guess, but I won’t. I bet only a couple of people would even bother to look, meaning that nobody would even see the news I was going—am going—to announce. And of the few people that did look, even fewer would actually know what I was referring to. Anyway, back to the point.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Word!
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Eric.
User: How is that relevant?
Cleverbot: It isn't!
User: And why isn't it?
Cleverbot: Because you don't care about what I write to you!
User: If I don't care, why am I still typing?
Cleverbot: Its my imagination.
User: You mean the contraction 'It's.' 'Its' in that context is an error.
Cleverbot: Because you said it is a theory.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am not a bot.
But I will today. But only because I want to get the last blog off my userpage. You guys may have read--or at least read the description of--my latest story. I'm good friends with disguy right 'ere ==> Cerulean Voice. He's an awesome--but criminally underrated and under viewed--writer.
*Le me*
(Notice it's not April first anymore; this actually happened while I was typing.)
role?
rool?
roal?
raol?
rule?
...
I give up. I'm going to Google it. . . . No! I can do this!
roal?
rool?
rule?
roal?
rule?
...
How in the name of all that is meat do I spell "roll"?!?!?
Wait.
Right. It's just "roll."
Well **** me.
First off, we have a true testament to human advancement. Listen to the eloquence of these stunning individuals. These people--no!--these true heros should be worshiped for their dedication to the English language. The way the take the language and simplify it is astounding.
Here, we have a little girl. She is stung by a bee. Need I say more?
Listen in if you want. If you don't want to hear about one of my pet peeves, then carry on carrying on.
Enter: Tim (Volunteer Worker)
Enter: Boss
Enter: Me (Volunteer Worker)
(Tim know three weeks in advance that he is scheduled to be somewhere at 08:45 sharp, and he has confirmed one week prior that he is still good to work.)
08:45
No sign of Tim.
09:00
Boss texts Tim.
09:10
Boss calls Tim. Phone goes to voice mail. No reply to text.
09:20