• Member Since 10th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen Aug 3rd, 2018

DismantledAccount


I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

May
19th
2014

Yes. · 11:15pm May 19th, 2014

Yes.

Let's do this.






I am so tempted to make this into a story. You have no idea.

Report DismantledAccount · 519 views ·
May
9th
2014

I don't even— · 11:24pm May 9th, 2014

So there I was: working on a story. Then my cat informs me he wants to be scratched, so I oblige like I usually do. I mean, why shouldn't I?

Anyways, I'm scratching his head; he's purring.

Everything is good.

Then, apparently, he liked it too much.

I have sexually aroused my cat.

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 349 views ·
May
2nd
2014

Something I did in my free time. · 2:00am May 2nd, 2014

I accepted a challenge to describe a picture.

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 312 views ·
Apr
19th
2014

Blackbelt in a Colorful Land on haitus; reasons and other stuff. · 12:39pm Apr 19th, 2014

I’m going to stop putting this off and be honest with you guys.

My first story sucks.

Shocker, right?

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 833 views ·
Apr
15th
2014

Achievement Unlocked: Views · 10:50am Apr 15th, 2014

I decided to look at my user page, and you’ll never guess what I found. Well, I could make you guess, but I won’t. I bet only a couple of people would even bother to look, meaning that nobody would even see the news I was going—am going—to announce. And of the few people that did look, even fewer would actually know what I was referring to. Anyway, back to the point.

(Insert trumpet fanfare.)

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 372 views ·
Apr
10th
2014

Me vs. Cleverbot · 9:42pm Apr 10th, 2014

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Word!

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Eric.

User: How is that relevant?

Cleverbot: It isn't!

User: And why isn't it?

Cleverbot: Because you don't care about what I write to you!

User: If I don't care, why am I still typing?

Cleverbot: Its my imagination.

User: You mean the contraction 'It's.' 'Its' in that context is an error.

Cleverbot: Because you said it is a theory.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am not a bot.

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 392 views ·
Apr
8th
2014

Well, I don't normally do this. · 7:24pm Apr 8th, 2014

But I will today. But only because I want to get the last blog off my userpage. You guys may have read--or at least read the description of--my latest story. I'm good friends with disguy right 'ere ==> Cerulean Voice. He's an awesome--but criminally underrated and under viewed--writer.

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 340 views ·
Apr
3rd
2014

I'm an expert. · 1:34am Apr 3rd, 2014

*Le me*
(Notice it's not April first anymore; this actually happened while I was typing.)

role?

rool?

roal?

raol?

rule?

...

I give up. I'm going to Google it. . . . No! I can do this!

roal?

rool?

rule?

roal?

rule?

...

How in the name of all that is meat do I spell "roll"?!?!?

Wait.

Right. It's just "roll."

Well **** me.

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 294 views ·
Apr
1st
2014

These videos hold a special place in my heart. . . . · 3:54am Apr 1st, 2014

First off, we have a true testament to human advancement. Listen to the eloquence of these stunning individuals. These people--no!--these true heros should be worshiped for their dedication to the English language. The way the take the language and simplify it is astounding.

Here, we have a little girl. She is stung by a bee. Need I say more?

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 377 views ·
Mar
24th
2014

Something that just rubs my fur the wrong way. · 12:03pm Mar 24th, 2014

Listen in if you want. If you don't want to hear about one of my pet peeves, then carry on carrying on.
Enter: Tim (Volunteer Worker)
Enter: Boss
Enter: Me (Volunteer Worker)

(Tim know three weeks in advance that he is scheduled to be somewhere at 08:45 sharp, and he has confirmed one week prior that he is still good to work.)

08:45
No sign of Tim.

09:00
Boss texts Tim.

09:10
Boss calls Tim. Phone goes to voice mail. No reply to text.

09:20

Read More

Report DismantledAccount · 297 views ·