Plane crashing? Throw up your hands, and enjoy the ride.

I'm just a brony that enjoys writing fics, likes drawing pones, an aspiring artist-- Nah, none of that ... Well, maybe I like drawing ponies... https://www.deviantart.com/mr-minati

Is best tree

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Who let the dogs out?

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Insanity is just the start with me

Defining "unneccessary" for a decade.

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Welcome to this amorphous void that contains stories and comments of an indeterminate value. It's not all that pleasant here, really. I'd leave if I were you. This is the ass-end of literature.

Requested a permaban because I'm done here.

I'll die with the herd. psn: turbogamer110 Discord is TurboTheHouseBug#8926

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

List of names past: Dovahbrony, Dragonborn of Steel, The Son of Sparda, The Chosen Undead, and Joshua Hawke

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You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

It's hip to be square

Fate fell short

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How do I fly as demonstration man? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

I'm a kid. A nice kid. A smart kid. A pegasister. ANDATOTALLYAWESOMERAINBOWDASHFAN!!!!!!!! oops....

I'm a 15 year old jackass

US Army / Cloudsdale is Skylight Blast/ Cloud: http://www.cloudsdale.org/clouds/sky_rainbow_and_moon

I shall vow to follow everyone.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

alwaysobservingasusual youhumanskeeptellingmetodothis SOIDID

Fishing lvls?

None of your business, just remember I'm watching you >.<

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

I don't need no biography.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?