I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

time is a crime

Recovering former brony. Came for the ponies, stayed for the community.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Are you a Rebel?

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.