"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

i sees all the naughty clopfics

COTTON CANDY!!!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere