Hi. Been a while. So, uhhh... I kind of... fell out of the fandom... The ending of season 5, plus just generally getting older, kind of knocked the wind out of my sails. The only reason I'm even here is because someone PM'd me, and I felt obligated to respond even if I don't consider myself a brony. Though I guess that's not entirely true... I mean, I haven't watched the show in years, and haven't read fanfic in an even longer amount of time. But I guess I'm just not willing to admit that I'm

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I seriously just noticed that. The fuck are y'all thinking? I don't do anything!

So, my last blog came out some time around the release of Five Nights at Freddy's 4...

Yeah, been a LONG time since I made one, huh?

And I really have nothing to talk about in this one.

And I'm abusing the Enter key in order to make this blog seem long than it actually is.

Really I'm just making this in order to get that other one off of my user page. Just a tad bit annoying, that was.

Uh, shit, running out of things to say in order to pad this out...

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So, to those of you who care, apparently Five Night's at Freddy's 4 has been released!

GOD DAMN YOU, SCOTT CAWTHON!

Seriously, first he says it's coming out on Halloween, then he says it's coming out in August, and now he releases it fucking today!

MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMNED MIND, CAWTHON!

So, apparently we were DDOSed? Mother fucker. Why does it seem like all of my favorite places are getting attacked?! First Dueling Network, now Fimfiction...

You'd almost think I was a part of a very large group of people with an equally large group of haters.

So, I'm watching the S5 premiere (because I was at a convention all day and am just now getting a chance) and I noticed something that I think might be a plot hole.

So, the Mane 6 are locked up in the village's jail with an annoying speaker blaring stuff that's just a short hop away from becoming communist propaganda. We're told that the only way they're gonna be let out is if they accept the village's BS.

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So, as some of you may know, I'm kind of a Yugioh fan (and, in unrelated news, the sun is a little warm). Well, I have a problem: on this website called Dueling Network, which lets you create your own decks and duel people and stuff, I have about 50,000 decks that I want to try. However, I can't really try them, because every time I duel someone, I end up facing up against Generic Meta Deck #68029 and I get flattened before I can do much more than poke the other guy.

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HE'S BAAAAAAAAACK!

You know, looking back on some of my old stuff, both pre- and post-Fimfiction, I realized something: I used to be a lot more fun. What the hell happened to me?

...Oh, wait, I know. I realized that all of my fucktarded crap like my 'Alternates' was probably more annoying than funny to people who didn't share my sense of humor (meaning literally everyone else in the world).

I NO LONGER LIVE UNDER THE TYRANNY OF THAT DREADED SPARKLE AVATAR!

I HAVE ASCENDED TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE!

ALL HAIL SHO MINAMIMOTO!