Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I wanna return to monkey.

Just a girl who loves to write.

Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

I'm Foals Errand's husband. A fanfic author with experience in anime and sci fi fics mostly. I'm now branching out.

Guess whose back?!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Previously known as ViperBits. A male "not-so-brony" from Ukraine. I will occasionally proofread and I can always use some help with writing lewd stuff!

Pithy Statement

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

"I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of. I write to do all the things the viewers want too..." -Joss Whedon

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Cotton has been acting gay all week. Maybe you could take him out for some "gay time." Nothing gay, tho.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

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Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

Leave a message at the tone.

Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Ah...it's good to write.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

What to do with my life now

Silly creature at a keyboard

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Flygon knows where you sleep, where you eat and where you live. Respect his pairings and he won't have to stalk you at night.

If it was going to be perfect, I wouldn't be in charge.

I dig MLP Please support me on SubscribeStar https://subscribestar.adult/typist-gray

No.

Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?