On a hot summer day, Rarity decides to make milkshakes for her wonderful assistants, Sweetie Belle and Spike.

Big mistake.

Now the three of them must defend her yard from an invading herd of boys.

This is one of my "I give up completely" stories, so just have fun with it.

With an over-inflated ego and influenced by the praise of his friends, Flint did the unspeakable. A blasphemous act of, well, blasphemy. Utilizing his studies of the occult, mythology, and pop culture, he designed his own shrine of worship, believing him to be the personification of a cosmic force (and coincidentally, an automobile).

Unfortunately, he was wrong right somewhere in the middle. When Eros takes offense, he offers Flint an ultimatum: rise to his ego and spread seeds of romance (not those kind) among a new, nearly god-less land, or spend the rest of his life in the Fields of Punishment listening to Justin Bieber's "music."

In other words, Flint must become a god. A god of shipping.

Trigger warnings: blatant parody, self-insert, insertions of self, Greek mythology, and a shit ton of lesbians.

Don't Look At My Name Bro looked over this little scribble for me, and I truly appreciate it!

Just a little something I cooked up for my birthday.

Rarity wakes up in Applejack's bed in Applejack's home, wearing Applejack's hat, and sleeping next to... Applejack. Which begs the question...

"What happened last night?"

Chris Hansen has taken down the worst sex offenders in human history, but that hasn't prepared him for what lies next.

An alien world... home of the most dangerous, most prolific, and sexiest predator alive.

Princess Celestia.

Is this just another day in the job, or has Chris Hansen finally met his match and one true love?

Now that Twilight has officially graduated as Princess Celestia's student, and Spike has grown to adulthood, it's time for the two siblings to walk separate paths. Spike, receiving a job offer in Canterlot, is prompted by Twilight to discover his own life. Conflicted, and with a heartfelt goodbye, Spike decides to leave Ponyville and his friends behind.

A chance encounter with a nature spirit pushes Spike onto a path he never saw before. A journey of introspective proportions, with familiar and eccentric characters alike, to answer the one question Spike has:

"What do I want?"

Preread by Don't Look At My Name Bro and Skeeter The Lurker.

Coverart by Kill Joy.

Inspired by this movie.

After a year-long journey to grow up and become a badass adult dragon, Spike returns as a kinda-there-but-not-quite-yet-badass. Everypony will fall in love with him, he'll have sex for unrealistic measures of time at once, and had at least a hundred partners by the time he returns.

Except not really, because that's stupid and highly unrealistic. At least he's sorta badass...

Edited by Prak. Thank you!

Trigger Warning: Parody.

Maud isn't like other earth ponies. She's special, like her sister.

She can hear a voice, a voice from another world. At first it torments her, then comforts her, then befriends her. Naturally, Maud does the rational thing: she falls in love.

But will it last?

Many ponies claim to be the Seventh Element of Love/Honor/Fluffy Kittens/Whatever, all in the name of superficial love and glory. Many seek to fight monsters, to claim famous mares as their lovers, or to just stroke their egos. Enough for the Powers That Be to notice.

Chuck Norris is not happy.

Chuck Norris is going to slap roundhouse kick a filly.

Incredible thanks to Regidar and ThatOneWriter for helping me out by prereading it!

Special thanks to Manes for giving me the inspiration I needed to finish this!

Lightning Dust blew it. Everything she had worked for, hoped for, bled for: gone. All in a moment of blind bravado that nearly ended up harming innocents. With that weighing on her mind, Lightning Dust seeks to lighten the weight on her shoulders.

She loves to fly, foals need to learn to fly, so what's the harm in teaching the fillies and colts to share the skies?

Dedicated to IJAB, who drew this art piece for me many a moon ago.
Editors: Draconian Soul and SpaceCommie. Really nice guys, but brutal. Talk about tough love. Now go give them some!
Preread by RainbowBob. The Spongebob to my Patrick.

EVNW contest submission.

Yeah, I lost a bet and had to write this. Read at your own risk.

When Chad went to some random anime convention that only otakus know about, he never expected to lose the bet on who'd win the best Chun Li cosplay. Now facing the penalty for losing, he's forced to crossplay as Sakura Haruno.

When he wore said crossplay that only 30-year old living in their parents' basement would wear, he never expected his "pretend" jutsu would work, sending him to Equestria. Facing criminal charges for horrid fashion and crossdressing, he's forced to go on the run as public enemy #1.

Until somepony spilled his spaghetti.

Now it's on.

This is based off and parodying "F*** It I'm Having Fun" and all the spinoffs.