TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

EVERYPONY IS BESTPONY

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

24 year old brony in California (no I don't surf). Linguistics and Japanese major. Language and culture are my life. Fan of sci-fi and reading.

My three favorite things are anime, porn, and sandwiches.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Just a regular guy who loves writing wholesome stuff. =)