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Whosoever holds this blade, if they be worthy, shall be king of all England.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Sunshine sunshine ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves and do the harlem shake.