A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Commissions currently OPEN

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The Michael Jordan of drunk driving

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Comedies. I like those. Also, heartwarmers. Give those to me. Now.

Me? Oh, I write things.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...