I officially finished the medical university. Well, I still have to present my thesis in order to get my MSc in biotechnology, but I'm generally done.

Also, today was my cousin's 18th birthday, so I'm not exactly sober. Thus, I won't sit here much today; I can't write stupid things anymore...

yeah, right...

...my newest fic will be the second of my stories to be written partially in a traditional way. Enjoy my bad handwriting (caused by the fact that I was writing it on the bus... Though my usual handwriting isn't any better):

I'm currently writing a new story – a multichapter fic starring Diamond Tiara, inspired by Insomnia by Bootsy Slickmane. So far I wrote 3 chapters and I have a lot of fun* writing it, but I'd like someone else to take a look at it. Grammar nazis and experts of creepy small towns with secrets especially welcome.

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I got a text from my sister:

Fuck! My classmates use forks and knives to eat pizza! I'm gonna shit myself. I need to get wasted.

It's actually not the first one today. The previous ones included gems like "Once I get back home, we're gonna drink. A lot" or "you may guess how I fucking stink after running through the open-pit mines for the whole day in 40 degrees..."
Note for people using the fucked-up temperature units: 40°C is circa 104°F

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A long, long time ago, when I was a young and inexperienced writer, I wrote a story called Tools – a short and simple murder mystery story about mind control and other fun things. On of the chapters, written from Vinyl's point of view, contains this gem:

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So, first off, Silence the Unicorn translated First Bat's Problems to Hungarian. If you happen to know it, you can now read about the adventures of the adorable socks-buying bat pony here.

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It's a last blog, I promise.

My original sentence:

It can be seen that between the examinations on 14th and 28th day after administering the sodium iodate the decrease in retinal thickness is minimal.

My supervisor's suggestion:

It can be seen that between the examinations on 14th and 28th day and third month after administering the sodium iodate the decrease in retinal thickness is minimal.

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In the discussion to my thesis I also use my supervisor's paper, referring to it as "her surname et al.". She wants me to delete "et al.". I guess it's called "narcissism"...

Not to mention that some of "et al" are my colleagues...

I wanted to drink only a little, to still be able to edit my thesis. I ended up being slightly more drunk than I feel comfortable with.

I guess that's how alcoholism starts like.

So, Rennoc215 made a reading of The Great Barn Robbery, the story I wrote so long ago that I basically forgot what it was about... Here it is: