deactived, thanks for hanging around.

Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

Leave comments on my stories, and I'll respond! Or check the discord chat https://discord.gg/ndDMD3Y

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

8000 soldiers!

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Tired always.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

The man without a plan.

There and back again.

College student working on improving his shtick.

Is that a terrorist?!?

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

My Linktr.ee

Hmm... What to say here... 1) I am indeed a lady. 2) Everypony is best pony. 3) However, I especially like Rarity and Fluttershy. Maybe more later? Anyway, toodles!

Boy oh boy do I have nothing to write here.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

Not very active here anymore.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.