Some nihilist has clicked the 'dislike' button on Letters From an Irradiated Princess, sending it down to be ranked 523rd on the site. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Hubris, tragedy, etc. I suppose I am no longer best at pony.

(Still, I take entirely too much pleasure when my stories apparently are in the top 1% of fanfics on the site).

And now, time to go be productive on some other stuff! In theory.

OH.

OH SHIT.

I AM BEST AT PONIES.

MY STORY IS RANKED 1st ON FIMFICTION.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.

I AM BEST AT PONIES.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A PUN.

I CAN'T TURN MY CAPS LOCK OFF ANYMORE.

HEY HASBRO I'VE GOT AN OPEN SCHEDULE IF YOU NEED SOME HELP. JUST SAYIN'.

As in my random internet pokings, I just discovered that Amazon sells GI Joe fanfiction.

This is an actual thing.

The best part, honestly, is in the guidelines. There's the standard "Don't use real people, don't write porn, etc." And then, this:

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So, this blog post is a lot less maudlin than my last one, woo!

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So in a little under a week, Letters from an Irradiated Princess has amassed 162 likes, and not a single dislike. (Though I imagine some contrarian will go downvote the story just as a matter of principle by now). This has driven it to become one of my post popular (or at least top ranking) stories, much to my surprise.

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Last few days, I've been telling myself "I need to work on a new thing!" and then I ... didn't.

And so, while I was poking around here, eagerly looking to see if anyone new had commented on my stories (seriously, I'm a sucker for feedback), I saw Tired Old Man's Letters from an Irritated Princess pop up in the featured box.

Then I made a pun.

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I really wish I'd found this before I'd started writing BY THE BLACK AXE OF NIGHTMARE MOON!

Because the Manowar Lyrics Generator is entirely too entertaining.

At least, I FEEL like a little bit of a hack.

As I was sitting around, fiddling around with some other stuff ... and finally, I decided 'screw it, I guess I'll write some more pony fic.' I've ... written a lot of pony fic, over the years.

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Which means about seventy five percent of you are gonna scroll right by!

Regardless, I've been working on A YouTube Thing for the last couple of weeks-- of which, I just posted the latest ep, so ... well, enjoy my shameless plugging. Plus, y'know, you may learn some stuff, too!

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Oh, by the way, in a moment of weakness, I got on The Twitter.

Note: I'm probably not going to be talking much about pony stuff there. But it's got links to my rad (and still being established) YouTube channel, so that's a plus?