Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

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Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

German , Trying to write something worth while. Everyone start small after all. Enjoy the Story fellow Bronys (^///-///^)/)

Greetings, my friend! I’m Elijah. Talk to me anytime! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)

I used to be relevant!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A real lady killer.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

time is a crime

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I write things very sparingly.

Original Works. It was a good run.

who me

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Among the living on a trial basis.

space is a waste

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!