I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

Sorry to waste your time here.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Just an amateurish writer. I welcome constructive feedback. Leave some likes and dislikes(with good reason of course). Thanks!

My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

I'm doing stuff, Carl. Thiiiiiiiiiiings

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Wazzup mah ponehz? Okay, that was lame. I've been here for a while, but I've been away longer. I enjoy writing, and I love to see people enjoy it to. Hope you'll stick around!

I write, sometimes. Hurting but never dead.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

I would be panicking if I was on a sinking boat, Sweetie's got the right idea. Being here is probably a misclick, but feel free to stay a while!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I am a ghost, I am alone, I am easily forgotten. I am a lone wolf, no one knows who I am, no one cares about me, but I care about them. Also I do some shit on here...

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

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