Hi! I'm Sporky Hooves! Expect me to slowly churn out one of my many conceptual fics with somewhat original ideas but never relent at hurling writer's blocks at me.

Bicken' back and bein' bool 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm Jack: writer/editor/stoner.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere