Pony wallpaper artist, music producer and fanfiction author | Offline Archive

I enjoy spending my free time jotting down ideas for new stories, though most of them either go into the trash bin or are left unfinished. Nonetheless, I hope you all enjoy the works that I publish.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

space is a waste

Original Works. It was a good run.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

loves tiaras.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

The man without a plan.

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Too much to write; too little time

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Done.

Story lover, enthusiastic nerd, hopeful romantic. Here to hone my craft and, hopefully, make you smile. For my non-pony writing, check out my Tumblr. If you'd like to chat, Twitter's my jam.

Unicorn Developer

I read it for the Plot.

Moved on.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Something-something horse narrations.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

"You think you know me..."

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

God, I'm so sorry.