Strange almost kinda Spike crackfic. Almost. Meh

Not a serious story.

TIS A STORY ABOUT RANDOM.....NESS. To all who enter this story of stupidity, be warned. Aneurisms and high blood pressure awaits. If you love a good read then look no further....... than the back button cuz it aint here chump.

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You ever think to yourself 'Gee, I wonder what I'll do for a certain night filled with candied treats and scary things like ghost, monsters, colts and fillies dressed as silly creatures, and the like?' Well thats what lil miss Dashie wanted to do. At first. She grows tired of the same ol' thing year in and year out. Now she wants to do something different. Something adventurous. Something spectacularly awesome.

Something like an abandoned house said to hold a terrifying secret along with its equally terrifying tenant. Nopony goes to this house out of fear of its reputation to turn the toughest of stallions into terrified fillies screaming for mama. Its rumored this is the house responsible for giving a certain pony the 'derps'. Anypony with half a brain would stay away from such a spooky mansion of spookiness.

Enter Rainbow Dash. And.... Spike?

Why? Because why. Thats why.
For the Halloween SpikeDash competition. Because imma win. Thats why too. Rock on.