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Not enough time in the day to write.

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  • Fallout: Equestria - Nuclear Nobody There are a great number of strange and mysterious things that have been discovered in the Mohave since the bombs fell. An anthropomoprhic unicorn is one of them. by Akumokagetsu 8,951 words · 1,031 views · 91 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Night Is Young, And So Am I Spike is tired of going to sleep alone every night. As it turns out, Spike isn't the only one sick of being lonely. by Akumokagetsu 3,233 words · 4,029 views · 270 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Evil Belle Sweetie Belle obtains the Alicorn Amulet and tries to be evil for a day. She isn't very good at it. by Akumokagetsu 1,775 words · 16,820 views · 1,841 likes · 24 dislikes
  • I Hate You All - Part One In The Dawnbreaker Trilogy He's a selfish, antagonistic, profane and violent nobody, hell-bent on either getting home or leaving everything else in smoldering ruin. They're the Elements of Harmony. Let the chaos commence. by Akumokagetsu 180,502 words · 5,113 views · 362 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Ashes To Ashes When peering into the Abyss with naught but a candle, one can only flicker out... or burn even brighter. Today, there is nopony better prepared than Fluttershy to face death itself. by Akumokagetsu 3,689 words · 927 views · 66 likes · 2 dislikes

What I Just Spewed Out

Wordy Bio Thing

So, I finally set up this Paypal thing for lovely people that would like to donate.

I'm twenty-four. I like moonlit walks on the beaches and Doctor Who reruns. And chocolate. I will blow somebody for chocolate.
I like ponies. I write ponies. I write ponies that I like.
With my wording hands.

I'm in the process of improving.

The Fanfiction that started it all.

Quotes from other people that have tickled me pink:

- If I had to choose between reading one of your stories and getting raped by a crocodile, I'd have to seriously consider it.

- I love you. Please have my man-babies.

- You are seriously one demented fuck. Funny. But demented.

- You have all of the bluster of Fabio, with none of the hair.

- I wish you were a cartoon character on TV.
(Me.) -- Wow, really?
Yes. So I could pick up the remote and SHUT YOU THE HELL OFF.

- Son, you make my dick hard.

- You're like Robin Williams, Jim Carrey and Elmo dropped into a blender full of cocaine.

- I swear to God, Aku. One more word - ONE. MORE. WORD! And I will spray so much mace in your face you'll think Satan decided to skull-fuck your eyesockets!

-You're a great writer, and a better friend. Man, too bad you're a colossal cunt. Two out of three ain't bad, I guess.

-You've already proven to be blessed by some literature god.

-You sir, are a literature making machine. Like an anal dildo. Not exactly pleasant at first, but with enough lube, it'll get it in there just fine.

-If you had a brain cell for every time you told a joke you could be the funniest retard on the planet.

- I despise you with every fiber of my being, you wonderfully clever, beautiful magnificent bastard.

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Those story tags!
Against all warnings, Dive, dive, dive!

Don't be such a downer Aku! I know you sometimes don't fancy the stories, but then that's what your criminally insane followers are for :V Like me!



I'm in the process of rewriting the entire story, so, uh. Good luck. :l

Faint of heart is certainly not me :V I just finished up basically a snuff fic last night, so I'm sufficiently whetted for any and all mental literary torture!

Why else would I keep coming back?:pinkiecrazy:
Besides the fact you're goddamn awesome :V

I really wouldn't recommend it. It's, uh... not exactly for the faint of heart. :L

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My reaction to everyone who actually follows me.

I really do.

Every new fic!

My every story. Likely to be lethal, but twice as likeable!

The end of every day.

I can't stop watching this.

Stuff That Other People Like But I Don't

  • Smarty Daddy Big Mac is visited by a filly who insists that she used to be a plushy doll. by Akumokagetsu 3,306 words · 13,660 views · 1,719 likes · 28 dislikes
  • You Have Ten Seconds A human finds himself in an odd position. More specifically, in an odd position in Spifire's bathroom. Spitfire is not amused. by Akumokagetsu 14,946 words · 13,500 views · 1,465 likes · 102 dislikes
  • Love Me Cheerilee Cheerilee attempts to deal with her life. by Akumokagetsu 3,401 words · 2,473 views · 231 likes · 11 dislikes

Stories That I Am Ashamed Of Writing

A Collection Of Stories From The 8-Verse

Stories That Are Unfortunately Better Than Mine

  • My Little Denarians Harry Dresden must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot by the Order of the Blackened Denarius by Chengar Qordath 223,971 words · 14,266 views · 943 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Hands A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept. by Andrew Joshua Talon 147,356 words · 71,346 views · 4,334 likes · 306 dislikes
  • Oh to be Old Again What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him? by Minalkra 132,600 words · 34,695 views · 3,984 likes · 127 dislikes

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