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What I Just Spewed Out

Wordy Bio Thing

So, I finally set up this Paypal thing for lovely people that would like to donate.

I'm twenty-four. I like moonlit walks on the beaches and Doctor Who reruns. And chocolate. I will blow somebody for chocolate.
I like ponies. I write ponies. I write ponies that I like.
With my wording hands.

I'm in the process of improving.

The Fanfiction that started it all.

Quotes from other people that have tickled me pink:

- If I had to choose between reading one of your stories and getting raped by a crocodile, I'd have to seriously consider it.

- I love you. Please have my man-babies.

- You are seriously one demented fuck. Funny. But demented.

- You have all of the bluster of Fabio, with none of the hair.

- I wish you were a cartoon character on TV.
(Me.) -- Wow, really?
Yes. So I could pick up the remote and SHUT YOU THE HELL OFF.

- Son, you make my dick hard.

- You're like Robin Williams, Jim Carrey and Elmo dropped into a blender full of cocaine.

- I swear to God, Aku. One more word - ONE. MORE. WORD! And I will spray so much mace in your face you'll think Satan decided to skull-fuck your eyesockets!

-You're a great writer, and a better friend. Man, too bad you're a colossal cunt. Two out of three ain't bad, I guess.

-You've already proven to be blessed by some literature god.

-You sir, are a literature making machine. Like an anal dildo. Not exactly pleasant at first, but with enough lube, it'll get it in there just fine.

-If you had a brain cell for every time you told a joke you could be the funniest retard on the planet.

- I despise you with every fiber of my being, you wonderfully clever, beautiful magnificent bastard.

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Evil belle is very evil

nice campcamp pic

Will you ever continue the story "spiked" I really want to keep reading it.

What the hell happened to your top Undertale fic on AoOO?! Did you axe it completely?

Edit: As Aku himself stated, the Undertale fanfic “Do You Believe That Anyone Can Be a Good Person?” on his AoOO profile is gone and it is (most likely) not coming back.
However, I got an up-to-date PDF copy of the incomplete story and (if Aku is okay with it) I am willing to share it, so just PM me if you want it as well.

Hey, remember "better with peanut butter"?

Please complete it. It would be nice.

Or at least cancel it. That wouldn't be as nice as the other option, but I don't belive you if you say that you were planning a madterpiece for four years.

Or maybe ypu were, and that would be awesome.

So there you go, the first 2018 entry here is about something almost 5 years old.

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I really do.

Every new fic!

My every story. Likely to be lethal, but twice as likeable!

The end of every day.

I can't stop watching this.


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