• Member Since 6th May, 2013
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Deus Umbra


Just another atheist bisexual brony/furry clopper with a shitty family, suicidal tendencies, and a need to masturbate to... things... at least 2 times a day.

Apr
7th
2015

*Sigh* · 3:44am Apr 7th, 2015

Editing a FiMFiction userpage on a PS Vita is synonymous to sticking your credit card into your computer to pay for something. IT DOESN'T WORK!

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Apr
7th
2015

Welcome to my userpage! · 3:33am Apr 7th, 2015

Hello, and welcome to my userpage! Since you took it out of your time to come here, I thought i could make up a short Bio so you understand what you are getting into by comming over here and reading my stuff.

My name is Teddy, and I am 16 years old. I first joined the brony fandom at the begining of season 3, by reading Cupcakes. As weird as that sounds, it's true.

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May
26th
2014

Found this on 4chan · 6:09pm May 26th, 2014

Your move, haters.

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May
25th
2014

Question regarding my story "Keeper of Mira Virtus" · 6:21am May 25th, 2014

I am stuck in a hole writing Keeper of Mira Vitrus, and I need to ask a question regarding this story. Should I have Turbo and his friends go straight to the Summer Sun Celebration, or should I add some character development with his friends, like having them go to a bar, or something, and have the Summer Sun Celebration later?

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May
15th
2014

Just found out · 3:04pm May 15th, 2014

My school blocks several websites on their network, so kids can't access them, because of their explicit content, but they haven't blocked Derpibooru (Pony) OR Inkbunny (Furry) >:D So now I can officially looked at porn during school, on the school network. :D

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May
14th
2014

HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS BATMAN · 4:10am May 14th, 2014

I actually wrote something! PRAISE CELESTIA!!

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May
13th
2014

If you can find out where this phrase is from, I will write a 2,000+ word story for you, and It can be about anything you want. · 1:37am May 13th, 2014

"NERF IRELIA"

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