I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

I just want the world to be happy.

I want to become a writer someday, so I came here to practice and see if I have what it takes to become an author.

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

Derpy is best background pony!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5