I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

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I think that I'm Tom Cruise

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Creator of stories, reviewer of shitty fanfics, and hangs out with a fictional lesbian couple. I also like sexy RPs.

I like skittles

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

We're assholes who probably have too much free time, and love to point out everything wrong with stories.