A brony is sent to Equestria to "repent his sins". If this was your regular pony fan he'd be grateful for the opportunity. Unfortunately, it isn't.
This brony has read his fair share of boring HiE FanFics and is determined to juice up the old formula and make his a success.
By whatever means he regards necessary.
Rated teen for strong language and suggested themes. Also to clarify: this is meant as a joke. Also: major editing soon due to horrendous grammar. Another also: currently on mini-hiatus.