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Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Not really a writer, unless greentext counts.

very good at writing very bad things

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

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I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

We grow 'em big!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

*Something profound.*

A Warning to Others

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I like reading and writing sexytime stories, but don't tell anyone!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

Poor by Overflow

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Death God

Everyday writer for your needs.