I write things, occasionally.

You cannot see what I see because you see what you see. You cannot know what I know because you know what you know. Everything that you see, hear, or experience in any way at all, is specific, to you.

When I was twelve, my Dad and I had 'the Talk.' "Dad," I began, "When a boy and a dictionary love each other very much..."

Eternal Shimmerfag, unicorn supremacist, and suspected communist sympathizer. Fight me.

Just this guy, y'know?

SLEEP. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS SLEEP? LET ME TELL YOU, MOTHERFUCKER, NOT THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE. I JUST DROPPED MY FIFTH CAPPUCINO THIS MORNING AND IT'S ONLY 10:51 AM.

Short bio is short.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Hello everypony, welcome to my page.

I am a brony and have been a fan of mlp for 3 years now

I saw that.

-No bio-

I like griffons and draconnequi. Not much else to say.

Avid reader. Aspiring writer.

I am a reader not a writer.

Autistic Aspie brony ,furry ,gamer ,and wolf lover

And sometimes, when the world is already burning, there is little more to do but dance with the flames...

Old fan new ponies what's not to love?

Avidly reads reviews.

An enigma even to myself. I am lost, yet i know exactly where I am at all times.

I love reading stories and I am a big fan of anthro & human ones the most.

What a weird time capsule.

Owner of Ponyville's latest tea shop/cafe who runs shop alongside his wife Brighten Early.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

Guess whose back?!

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

i used to be an editor on here, but real life got in the way. i still write a little bit, though it's been a hot minute since i've posted lmao

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

Oh, I've got blood on my hands. Whose is it, mine or yours? They're all me and I'm nobody. But who are you, and where'd the rest of me go?

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I am a Brony and I read - ALOT

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my pfp is me reacting to all of the shit i made on here | https://twitch.tv/pastasparq | https://discord.gg/kUAvJuXC2N

Been here since: est. 11/16/14 ____ Making Pony Games/Stuff: http://tinyurl.com/tartarusfiregaming

I have one pet peeve. Dead Storys.

Veteran Lurker and Silent NPC. Basically shrubbery but I don't go away if you ignore me unlike plants.

"How many people are trapped within their everyday habits: part numb, part frightened, part indifferent? To have a better life we must keep choosing how we are living."

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane