Part of a machine, I am not a human being.

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"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

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