Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

Still figuring myself out. Come back in a few months, I might be able to tell you then.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

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I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...