Twilight becomes a dimension traversing alcoholic.

Spike remains relativity the same.

Spike is still a virgin.

Rainbow tells him why that will always be the case.

Shining tells him why that won't be the case with his advice.

And you can imagine what goes on from there.

There's a history here, one of your own making, that tells of the place once called home.

Search this forgotten castle and find it, Spike.

It's the end, but before you begin, you have a cup of tea with Princess Celestia.

Sunset won't wear pants.

Twilight has to convince her otherwise.

Their love can only blossom.

In exposure to the world.

JFK awakens on a strange plane of land.

His head hurts.

Ponies are only scary until they are snuggled.

A baby dragon learns this first-handly.

Spike is best dragon and everyone should love him.

Change only becomes frightening when it begins to affect you.

Spike has remained a baby while everyone else is growing up. His desire to do the same, however, lands him in a hospital bed with a strange new body.

Ponies are treating him differently, the world he once knew is no longer the same, and the onset of sudden changes are hard to adapt to. Fortunately, Scootaloo is there to ease him through his recovery.

Audio reading made possible by star912.

This story would be unreadable were it not for the editing master, Props, the handy-dandy proofreader, CitrusFizz, and man who has three pairs of eyes, Setokaiva.

Dedicated to Spike pimp himself, FamousLastWords.

Rarity loses a bet and has to dress up like Spitfire, plot-tight jumpsuit and all.