Pinkie loves Rainbow. Pinkie tries to kill Rainbow. Pinkie finds she's not the only one who's crazy.

Psychopaths don't like to share the fact they're psychopaths—besides with the victims locked up in their basement. Pinkie is one of those psychopaths, only she has a victim instead of victims, the one and only Rainbow Dash. Every attempt on her life has been avoided and unnoticed.

Pinkie doesn't mind this game of cat and mouse, and if she didn't know better, she might suspect the same being true for Rainbow. With every attempt, Pinkie gains clarity on her feelings for the pegasus, before finding out the truth.

Apparently, Pinkie isn't the only one who's crazy.

Inspired by this video.

Things happen, and that's okay. Things are supposed to happen; they are what make things happen. But something feels so hollow about some things happening over other things not happening. We don't get to decide what happens, only to do our best to make the things we want to happen, happen, and to accept the other stuff.

After midnight, Spike wanders the streets, meeting some familiar friends.

This story is a sequel to The Day Spike Stopped Caring

(But you don't need to read the first story!)

Breakups are hard. They're only made more difficult when they involve Death, a missing ex, and a ticking expiration date on a Wonderbolts acceptance letter. Spike will have to traverse Lewis Carroll's wet dreams on acid if he wants to find Rainbow Dash by the end of the day.

Unfortunately, there are many obstacles ready to impede his path, many discoveries still for the drake to have—like Greed glorifying gluttony guiding him to his desires like a used car dealer—and an old love interest hellbent on getting him back. Maybe it's about time Spike started caring. Well, kinda caring.

Edited by the revived NATOstrike , the polished OmicroniX, and pre-read by Sejox.

Cover-art done by the super-duper Doctor Disco

Twilight contemplates how long her assistant will remain a child.

Spike and Twilight talk.

Spike dances late at night.

Twilight finds out why.

Bing-bad,

Du-da!

Twilight tries to find out why.

Spike trades his life to practice writing more.

The war that is high-school is coming to an end. Two best friends, with nothing left to joint them, must learn how to say farewell.