My horse is smarter than your honor student.

Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. Then one day... I got in. And the world was more beautiful than I ever dreamed... and more dangerous than I ever imagined.

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New to fanfiction in general. Not much else to say.

Like my stories? Don't worry, more's coming. Don't like my stories? Eh, who needs ya?

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I am a ghost, I am alone, I am easily forgotten. I am a lone wolf, no one knows who I am, no one cares about me, but I care about them. Also I do some shit on here...

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

Favorite pony: Sweetie belle

I had armies and stuff. And I was tall. VERY TALL. DO NOT LET ANYONE ELSE TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

Top Gear is the only non-cartoon show worth watching nowadays.

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Artist.

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

A full-time jackass.

Confucius says use FimFiction.

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

Hello there! My name is George Washington, and I began the great country U.S.A.! Except, lately, the country has been going down the shitter. I feel, oh, so, very disappointed.

I am President Abraham Lincoln, and I approve of this message.