Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

All these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)