Am bat. Do write. Stellaria Royal Scribe

"The clever are not so much looking for loneliness as they avoid the fuss created by fools." - Arthur Schopenhauer

Tell me I'm wrong, baby.

I write about ponies. If you want to support me, consider getting a commission.

I'm hungry for stories. They are mighty tasty to me.

A pleasure robot from the future. Was programmed with a giantess fetish.

“It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they have been fooled.” – Mark Twain

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

My name is Metemponychosis Edgy Hornyson!

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I. AM. INSPIRED!

I've written ponies, I've written Pokémon, I've written SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris#1276

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Sock / Sock's / Sock, no!)

Just a guy who likes writing and reading some pony fanfiction.

Enjoy the smut! It’s all I post (even if I’m not consistent with when I do). Send me a message if you want! I’m always happy to hear new ideas!

A rocking brony with a love for crossover and adventure. Currently part time in college

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

Me or my OC?

Peace! 🇺🇦 ☮️ 🇷🇺 Слава Україні, Нет Войне

I write pony smut for fun. Most of it involves mouth stuff. Don't take these too seriously.

Just a pone who likes to write about other pones in compromising situations ranging from sexy to deadly and everywhere in between.

open use profile pic by posexe on FA

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (who has a new Discord server, PM for details), having run out of stories containing his fetishes.

Hi-Ho! I like writing stories. Trying to get better at it all the time :P

A Warning to Others

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

Literally nothing on here is below mature, just to warn

Doing nothing with my life and so far, things are okay

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

Welcome to my machine of shameless writing.

Tamer of wolves, purveyor of horse smut and ShiningSparkle shipper. I did write something eventually, even if it's not much.

MLP artist and fanfic writer. Known for Flurry Heart's Story and My Little Sister is a Dragon.

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

Pone - about 50/50% sound/insane :) - Humans are lame, Pones are best

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

I left for eight years. Now I've returned, a changed beast.