Slow down there buddy, take your time, don't try to suck all seven billion dicks at once!
We've all seen them. It starts with another chliche story about humans being bastards and invading Equestria, you scroll through the comments and there's always that one guy... you know the guy.

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I don't think I could sound more fickle writing this, but it drives me up the wall when I'm reading a story and this word comes up...
Foalish

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This had better not be a troll fic or I wasted a lot of time writing this. You ever read those stories that are so abominable you feel as if you're gonna hulk out and destroy everything just from its mere existence? Well this is one of those stories... for me at least.

This... is bad. This is so bad. This is so mind numbingly awful. There is nothing about this that is good, every single syllable makes me want to write my own note.

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I've noticed a few people copy their critiques of stories onto blogs in case the author deletes them from their comments, and when I was writing this one I was relatively pleased with the format I did it in clearly having watched far too much cinemasins.

This story is awful for the following reasons:
The title is not capitalised
The description is boring
The picture is generic
The chapters are the size of paragraphs
Pretentious author notes at the start of the chapters

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If you are one of the many, many people who have received a negative comment from me on one of your stories, and you're currently stalking my profile to complain to me about it, then allow me to make a very general statement in the hopes that you will get off my back...

I don't care.

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What is up with this sudden influx of stories revolving around humans dressed as characters and getting teleported to Equestria? Everywhere I look there's a new one, it's the whole peaches thing all over again. I wouldn't mind so much but it was never a very imaginative or interesting concept to begin with, and what's more is the authors could easily have written the same stories but have the actual characters go to Equestria, at least then it wouldn't be completely obvious it was

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