Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

If you take the time to notice my shenanigans, YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Still idle, though.

Something-something horse narrations.

Just a city boy, trying to write some pony fiction. What's so wrong about that?

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula