Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Some random noob who can't write who's here anyway

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

Another one bites the dust.

Tired always.

Bout time I updated my Bio. I'm PieDisliker, I have ideas pop up in my head all the time but only my favorites make it out there in words. Hope you enjoy what I can create.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Too much to write; too little time

God, I'm so sorry.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

hi

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.