Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

"If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out firsthand what it's like to be me"

Fate fell short

Just an autistic otaku and brony who loves to write stories.

DUDE! WHEN DID THIS GET HERE! WORDS, RP, CLOPPONIES! That is all! I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR AND STUFF!

One who fantasizes about what it would be like to live in Equestria.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Writer who loves world building and universe exploring. Discord: Magister Artemis Tao#7048

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito. Requiescat in pace.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Just a fan of fun stories, looking to enjoy them, and when I can finally grab enough time for myself write them once more!

Crème de la meme

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?