"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I read nigh everything. There's a purpose.