"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

In the rays of the sun I am longing for the darkness

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Though I'm not new when it comes to writing fanfiction, I know I'm far from perfect. Hopefully as I try my hand at writing the many MLP fics I have in my head, I'll get much better at it.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.