Monday of last week:
Professor: You're all going to write a paper about your life. I want to get to know my students better.

*The class starts writing*

Professor: "It needs to be 12 point font, double spaced, and a single page long."

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Oh hey, I still do these . . . Here, have a song:

These guys practically kick started the genre.
(They're the only ones who do it well, in my opinion.)

I started my second semester of my second year of college recently. As a second semester student, the local auto shops tend to be more willing to hire us. So, I'm seriously looking into a few jobs.

Why would a college student take up a job and work as many ours as possible, you ask?

To buy a car. Not replacing my daily driver, that little guy's doing just fine.

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Have I ever mentioned that I love this movie? It's one of, if not the, last great, truly independent, film.

God damn, that crunch.
(I's not the final scene, btw, it's just the first vid I found with just this scene.)

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January, the month where my area usually experiences -10F temps . . . and it's 63 fucking degrees. I'm not mad, but . . . just . . .

Can't you see I'm trying to fucking write something here? It's kind of hard when you keep knocking out the damn power, and my internet. . . (posted during a rare moment in which I have internet.)

* Nature, you're making it real hard to write chapter 8 here, you know that, right? . . .

Eight days. Eight. Motherfucking. Days. You're already slipping, humanity. Maybe it really is too late for us all. . .

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