Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Yes.

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.

I wrote my first fanfic in 1993 and have been writing every since.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A groovy mystery, gang.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

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How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

space is a waste

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

loves tiaras.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.