Twilight tries to cook a romantic meal for her and Applejack.

Spoiler alert: it doesn't go so well.

"Here's the deal, Rainbow Dash," Discord said, pacing about before the distressed pony, "I've found that you and one of your little friends would make an adorable couple. If you can get the right pony to fall in love with you in thirty days, I'll give you back your wings."

Rainbow Dash glared at Discord, her gaze growing narrower and narrower. "And if I don't?"

Discord waved his claws, two writhing wings appearing in his grasp. He grinned wickedly, before tossing them off the edge of the cloud. "Oopsy-doopsy!"
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So, I realized the other day that Rainbow is shipped pretty popularly with each member of the mane six. Not sure why that is, but it's true. Anyway, I thought, wouldn't it be hilarious if she was shipped with every single one in the same fic? And who better than Discord to make that happen?

Thus, a fic was born.
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Teen and sex ratings are for sexual comments and situations.

In which Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Lyra, Bon-Bon, Fleur Dis Lee, Derpy, Time Turner, Photo Finish, the Flower Mares, Carrot Top, Minuette, and Berry Punch are secretly awesome.

Don't worry, there's totally a story.

But... you kinda have to read it to believe it.

It does involve a conspiracy. Also, insurance scams. Probably romance, so... that's happening. And, like, really cool fight scenes.

And I think there's a dinosaur in there somewhere. Probably not.

That would be awesome, though.

Anarchy never felt so good.

Twilight tries to find out why Celestia seemed so sad at the Grand Galloping Gala.

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Basically, Vinyl Scratch and I, Octavia Melody, own a private detective agency.

So do Lyra and Bon Bon, on the other side of town.

And poor Derpy is stuck between us, being constantly hired and fired by each side, and unsure where her loyalties lie.

Also, every once in a while, we team up with the police department.

It's totally normal.
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Parody of the USA show PSYCH, but any non-PSYCH-O's out there can read and understand it.
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Fake opening. None of the video or audio belongs to me, I just spliced it together.

Back in the very early days of Equestria, before Celestia had her wings, there was a University in Canterlot. Everypony blended into one form, except those two:
The first was geeky over-achiever Almeria Quincy 'Chrysalis' Hess.
The second, future leader and queen bee Celestia.
And they were roommates...
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Not a shipfic, for those who are confused.
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Inspired by the music from WICKED. I never saw the show, so it is an original story.

A creature watches the daily goings on of Ponyville from a small hole far above.

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Reading by RockieQuickfireVA - Voice Actor on YouTube

Strange dreams.
Disjointed memories.
Curiosity.
Twilight Sparkle suffered from all of these. Sometimes they scared her. Sometimes they made her a better pony and friend.
But one day she would have to find out. One day it had to all come crashing down. She isn't just a pony, not just a princess. She's something much more mysterious...
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Well, now that the story is over, it's open to you! Have an idea for a continuation? Go for it!

Hearth's Warming. A time of joy and cheer, of generosity and love.
Not so much for the Apple Family, though.
Winter means the end of crop season, and money is hard to come by. The family, however, protects their pride by celebrating small... meaning not at all.
When Twilight and and the rest of the mane six find this out, they spring into action, wanting this Hearth's Warming to be one especially for them. One to remember forever.
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This is another experimental-ish piece, working with symbolism, emotional development, complex scenes with lots of characters interacting, and world-building.
Of course, you can ignore all that and just read a story about tiny talking horses with magic powers. That's good, too.
Enjoy!
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Thanks to my wonderful prereaders!
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Back in the early days of Equestria, when Luna was still with her sister and Discord was still flesh and blood, a young pony discovers that she is bored with her charmed life. Her name was Celestia, although she prefers to go by Sunny Days.

You see, Celestia feels a bit pressured by her newly approaching 'royal duties,' so she created a new personality for herself: mild-mannered filly-next-door Sunny Days.

Of course, she didn't account for the odd little creature that would soon become her biggest fan. His name was Discord, and he was quite possibly the most annoying and obnoxious animal on the face of the planet.

So love was a foregone conclusion.