Just some guy, riding out his time.

time is a crime

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Though I'm not new when it comes to writing fanfiction, I know I'm far from perfect. Hopefully as I try my hand at writing the many MLP fics I have in my head, I'll get much better at it.

An online test told me I had met myself once but that we're not very close.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I take bad ideas way too seriously.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

i arts, and apparently write.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

I type stories using my hands

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.