I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

A lover of fiction, especially ponies, and sometimes even pony fiction. Because not ALL fanfiction is terrible rubbish. Not all....

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.