Greetings, world at large! My name is NoPonysLand. I live in the United States of America, in the state of Maine. I am seventeen years old as of 2014. I am, and have always been, filled with stories, but it was not until the twentieth of January, 2014, that I finally wrote anything down. I will do my best, in the months and, perhaps, years to come, to entertain you all in worlds of adventure, magic, and technicolor horses.

I regret to say that all of those who read these words will not enjoy all of my stories; It may be that most do not. For those who do, welcome! You will find me open, friendly, and always willing to meet someone new. For those who do not, welcome! I know not what circumstances led you here, but while you stay no harm can come to you. I will try my best to respond to anything you send my way, and promise to treat all people with as much kindness and understanding as I can afford to.

Thank you, all of you, any of you, one of you, for giving that few seconds of precedence to me over any other activity you could be enjoying. I promise to do my very best to make it worth your time.

Welcome to my world. I hope you enjoy your stay.