Somepony is distracting Celestia. Somepony is making her day harder than it has to be. Somepony is going to make her do something stupid. Somepony is going to do all three.
This is my submission for the Random Romance March Deathmatch.
The cover art for this story comes from potessMLP's video: For a Muffin (A Derpy Short). GO WATCH IT!