Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I will follow you all

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

Let's try again.