I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Hey, guys, got a story you need reviewed? Well, feel free to send me a private message with the story you want reviewed and I will give you a review as soon as I can.

Timb Hortons

i like ponies :p

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

"There is no feeling quite as thrilling as the feeling of overcoming life's greatest challenges."

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"

" Something more...pony."

Stuff, and walrus noises.